Adore You

I’ve been meaning to get to know you.
Learn more about who you are and what you like to do.
I know we’re still at an early stage…
So why not start with your income, sex, and age?

Perhaps you're feeling hungry?
Or maybe those jeans are fitting a little too tightly?
You want to cure that splitting headache?
Give me your time, your money - I’ll make it go away.

Cause I adore you.  I implore you.

My butter spray will make your dreams come true.
My sugar water reflects your values and your attitudes.
My grease and fat nurture your family.
My nicotine makes your sex life finally all it can be.

Cause I adore you.  I implore you.

I can calculate your cravings.
Buy your affection and devotion with my savings.
Segmented, targeted, reactions gauged,
I distill your being into numbers on a page.

I construct your children’s memories.
My cartoon clowns parade on their Saturday TV.
I shape them into my annuities.
And reap the rents of lifetime loyalty.

Cause I adore you.  I implore you.
I adore you.  I implore you.

I’ve been meaning to get to know you.